WORLD — Shortly after the recent "Barbie'' blockbuster demeaningly depicted dudes as dim-witted domineering dolts, dissent was declared. Men around the globe tossed their wrenches and work gloves aside to passively protest. Garbage is piling up, sewers are clogging, and air conditioners are choking in…
ATLANTA, GA – In an absurd twist of fate, a dyslexic man seeking an outlet for his frustration inadvertently traded the underground thrill of 'Fight Club' for the skyward adventures of a 'Flight Club.' Meet Terrel Adeyemi, a quick-tempered yet hard-working individual whose dyslexia led him…
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Brenda Bitler, a 45-year-old woman from New Mexico, found herself in a conundrum after attempting to hire a hitman on the internet. Bitler, seeking a solution to her ongoing disputes with her ex-husband Bennie Bitler, turned to the dark web, where she…
NEWARK, NJ — Hikers on the renowned "Tyranny Trek" are once again making their way across the border between Austria and Switzerland in honor of their ancestors' courageous escape from the Nazis during World War II. This less-courageous but still mildly treacherous journey is drawing…
U.S. — National Ice Cream Day, typically a joyous occasion celebrating its classic frozen deliciousness and wrestling stubborn brain freezes, has taken a political turn this year. Enter the world of social justice, where even the pristine, creamy goodness of vanilla ice cream has plunged into…
ELIZABETHTOWN, NJ — In an incident that has left onlookers bemused and befuddled, a routine car wash turned into the stage for a debate on racial identity and car cleanliness. At the heart of this soapy saga is Montgomery “Jamal” Jones, a transracial individual who,…
WILMINGTON, DE — Hunter Biden, President Joe Biden's can-do-no-wrong progeny and 'business partner', is ready to trade his tabloid-worthy misadventures for a more serialized form of entertainment, as he is slated to star in a new reality TV series - 'The Hunter.' The show, described…
PITTSBURGH, PA — An elementary school teacher's woke dream turned into a real-life nightmare after an unfortunate incident involving a third-grade student identifying as a cat. Mr. Toby "All-Inclusive" Bernard, a teacher at the Harmonious Elementary School, had a reputation for his woke credentials. A…
SILVER SPRING, MD — In a shocking move that left breakfast tables across America reeling, the FDA has declared a crusade against the unsuspecting bagel, deeming it a national safety hazard. Citing an alarming spike in Bagel-related injuries (BRIs) - a staggering 11,463 last year…
PORTLAND, OR — A new study is turning conventional fears on their heads. In a seismic shake-up to social norms, a recent report suggests that men, traditionally the pillar of stoicism and courage, are quivering in their booties at the thought of being assaulted by…
