LOS ANGELES, CA — In a stunning move, the entire LA Lakers basketball team transitioned to "trans women" and joined the WNBA. This is the first time in the history of the sport that someone said, "Did you watch that WNBA game last night?" and…
CHICAGO, IL — In an unprecedented move that bewildered the global soccer community, star player of the US Women’s National Team, Megan Rapinoe confirmed rumors circulating that she was born "Mack Rapinoe”, a man. The shocking revelation occurred during a recent interview with Time Magazine,…
SAN FRANCISO, CA — In what can only be described as an extraordinary ripple effect, a recent baseball game took an unexpected turn when fans' enthusiastic attempt at 'The Wave' spiraled into the world's largest game of 'Telephone.' The outcome? An unplanned, unanimous consensus that…
MENLO PARK, CA — In an absurd twist to perennial tech industry face-offs, Twitter CEO, Elon Musk, widely known for his off-the-cuff tweets and mad-scientist vibe, and Meta boss Mark Zuckerberg, part-time robot and newly minted martial arts enthusiast, were set to settle their corporate…
NEW YORK, NY — Subscribers of the most recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition are still feeling discombobulated with their latest cover model, the narcissistically audacious "trans woman", Bella ‘Stiff n’ Ready’ Buxom. However, a surprising side effect of Bella's debut has been the wave of…
