LOS ANGELES, CA — Following the success of the man-hating neon-kiddie-crack Barbie movie, it’s rumored that Hollywood will use its story-telling wrecking ball to further demolish childhood and innocence. A gender-fluid Mr. Potato Head is set to star in a "Gay Marxist" feature film, according…
WILMINGTON, DE — Hunter Biden, President Joe Biden's can-do-no-wrong progeny and 'business partner', is ready to trade his tabloid-worthy misadventures for a more serialized form of entertainment, as he is slated to star in a new reality TV series - 'The Hunter.' The show, described…
LOS ANGELES, CA — Hollywood, the land of dreams, where anything from a superhero slugfest to a heartbreaking romance can become a multimillion-dollar extravaganza, is about to enter uncharted territory. Recent box office failures have sent Tinseltown's glitterati scrambling for fresh ideas that aren't weighed…
ANAHEIM, CA — In a plot twist more dizzying than the teacup ride at Disneyland, and more confusing than Rapunzel's hair care routine, the formerly magical kingdom of Disney has decided to swap their tiara-topped princesses for pander-unbearable mascots. Disney is shape-shifting from a world…
LAS VEGAS, NV — International songbird Adele has put an unprecedented spin on concert security by converting an industrial-sized hot dog cannon into a surprising deterrent against unruly concertgoers. During her recent sold-out concert at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace, Adele unsheathed her secret weapon…
ANAHEIM, CA — Disney, the stalwart symbol of childhood innocence and wholesome family values, has recently embraced a radically inclusive new identity strategy that makes subtextual lesbian plot twists in Frozen look tame. With its amusement parks transforming into body-positive nudist resorts, its cartoon characters breaking…
