LOS ANGELES, CA — As thermometers burst across the US, the scorching heat seems to have 'solved' homelessness in America's hottest and leftist cities. There are widespread reports that the homeless are "melting faster than ice cream in a microwave." Los Angeles boutique kale juice…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what can only be described as another Kamalama-Ding-Dong moment, Vice President Kamala Harris went full Dr. Seuss as the keynote speaker at the recent Crustacean Conservation Conference sponsored by Red Lobster. Harris strutted to the podium, maniacally cackling as a bewildered…
ANN ARBOR, MI — In an audacious scheme to address rampant water wastage at home, local father and self-proclaimed water warrior, Bob "Water Wrangler" McAllister, took the fight against long hot showers and reckless toilet flushing to an unprecedented level. Armed with a shovel, some…
NEW YORK, NY — Doug Dechert, a former gossip columnist, has never been one to hold his opinions back, or his farts. In an explosive anal rebuttal to climate change alarmists, Dechert protested by emitting manly methane, an action he claims was as harmless as…
