In light of Dave Chappelle's new job as a self-appointed biased foreign war journalist attacking Israel, it's high time someone called out Dave for his one-sided hateful rhetoric. Since Chappelle seems to lean left, one might expect at least a proportional vitriolic response from him...maybe…
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Brenda Glamfermer, the once shining star of Hollywood's Golden Age, is now an 87-year-old wondering why her phone isn’t ringing off the hook with invites, well-wishes, or even a wrong number. The famed, glamorous, and perpetually single actress who championed the "Me,…
MANHATTAN, NY — At a recent gala fundraiser promoting eco-friendly edible Playbills, NYC Mayor Eric Adams declared that Broadway theaters are the solution to New York City's migrant crisis. “This [migrant] issue will destroy New York City,” Adams stated with fervor. "So why not sing…
Ridged Rock Magazine Exclusive: An Off-The-Rails Interview with the JestWire Maestro, Harley P. Worthington III By: Spike Litmus, Senior Ridged Rock Magazine Correspondent Spike: So, Harley, you traded the echoes of the Appalachian Mountains for... satire. Tell us, how does one go from valleys to...
WASHINGTON D.C. — Former President Donald Trump's federal criminal trial has been scheduled for March 4, 2024 – a day before Super Tuesday. Suspiciously, it’s also the same day Trump’s new courtroom-themed reality show airs: "The Apprentice: Courtroom Edition". The show will transform the trial…
HOLLYWEIRD, CA — After suffering severe backlash and mocking for ditching Prince Charming from their upcoming "Snow White" live-action remake, Disney reintroduced and reimagined him "2023 Disney-style". Charming is now Prince Pervy – a woman-hating incel rapist serial killer with a disturbing desire for passive…
AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS — Famed singer Lizzo, known for fat positivity anthems embracing her obesity, took her love for bananas in an unexpected direction. Her backup dancers accused her of forcing them to participate in lewd acts with the elongated yellow fruit. According to a lawsuit…
BEIJING, CHINA — Hollywood celebrities on-strike were exposed crossing the picket line paid to pose as bears in a Beijing China zoo wearing bear costumes biting bamboo. "We had to be discreet," stammered soap star and beloved panda Paul Patterson during a TMZ ambush interview…
WORLD — Shortly after the recent "Barbie'' blockbuster demeaningly depicted dudes as dim-witted domineering dolts, dissent was declared. Men around the globe tossed their wrenches and work gloves aside to passively protest. Garbage is piling up, sewers are clogging, and air conditioners are choking in…
LOS ANGELES, CA — The truth finally came to light why Hollywood suppressed the anti-child-trafficking film "Sound of Freedom'' for five years. Nepotism. Dizzy Pictures, a struggling film production company, was already producing "Songs of Oppression: A Love Letter to Child Traffickers", a dance-filled musical…
