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ELIZABETHTOWN, NJ — In an incident that has left onlookers bemused and befuddled, a routine car wash turned into the stage for a debate on racial identity and car cleanliness. At the heart of this soapy saga is Montgomery “Jamal” Jones, a transracial individual who,…
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The San Francisco City Council passed a revolutionary bill dubbed the "Progressive Property Redistribution Act (PPRA)," making it obligatory for residents to participate in theft activities at least once a week. The new policy cements the city's avant-garde status in embracing…
WILMINGTON, DE — Hunter Biden, President Joe Biden's can-do-no-wrong progeny and 'business partner', is ready to trade his tabloid-worthy misadventures for a more serialized form of entertainment, as he is slated to star in a new reality TV series - 'The Hunter.' The show, described…
ABERDEEN, SD — Local activist, Susan ‘Save-the-Earth’ Greenberg, recently found herself on a spiraling ride down the rabbit hole of cultural reparations. The bizarre tale is a twist of fate that could only be described as ‘woke karma,’ Susan, known in her community for her…
