ANCHORAGE ALASKA — In a titanic twist of taxation turmoil, Caucasian-born leftist trans-woman, trans-racial Eskimo billionaire lesbian...and now self-identified pauper, Rainbow Snowflake Iceberg—or R.S. Iceberg for short—is feeling the full force of the woke but not-quite-woke-enough Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Iceberg, known for scaling the…
BRUNSWICK, NJ — As Arizona and Texas thermometers threaten to burst, sunscreen has become liquid gold, triggering a market upheaval hotter than a jalapeno in a pressure cooker. The sunscreen surge is scorching Wall Street, demonstrating that shielding your skin could be the new key…
WASHINGTON D.C. — The U.S. Department of Treasury, under the leadership of Secretary of Treasury Milt Bradley, has decided to swap U.S. currency with Monopoly money. It seems unbelievable, yet it's true. Those colorful, fun-sized bills used for purchasing hotels on 'Boardwalk' or 'Park Place'…
